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 Post subject: no hh
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:20 pm 
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so some friends were in town last night and we ended up at the casino as usual......i play some 1-3nl blacked out wasted after playing some blackjack at much much much higher stakes than ive ever or probably ever will play again but got lucky and left on a hot streak

fast forward.....i buy into the game with 300ish, and start splashing and playing as lagtarded as i can......there were 3 ppl with >1k stacks and i pwned the table after about my first three hands.....

hand 2...34 o/s, i raise to 13, like 6 see the flop...a2x flop....i check, raise, reraise...i call....turn x, no draws just a couple idiots with aces....raise reraise i call....river 5....i bet 101 on river (all i had left except for like 3-4bux, lol) and they both call and ship me chips....table is talking shit about me except the guy on my left who says recognizes me but im wasted and cant make any connections....i digress, at this point ppl are calling my top pair shit kicker with 4th pair no kicker and just paying me off bc im an ez target and in general being 'that guy'

i get my stack up to like 800-1kish (i swear i dont even know) when the hammer drops....i have 10d9d and again raise to 13...old boy who apparently wanted to run the table reraises me to 50 and i almost folded...but i was drunk and im an idiot...i call, flop 7d8dx....omfg oesfd, i check, he bets and i reraise...he calls....turn 2d, boom bitch...i bet out like 20 and he raises to a 100....i shove....he insta calls with adkd.....FUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE...he has me covered by like 70-80bucks...just a stack of reds, i say nh and get ready to leave

Jack motherfucking diamond on the river.....at this point the table fucking hates me, i simmer down and buy my boys drinks and we cross the border to some 24/7 strip club action

im such a lucky donkey

i think im going to do a 'the well' sometime in the next few months

tl;dr

cliffsnotes:im a idiot


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 Post subject: Re: no hh
PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 3:28 am 
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bump because that was a great night....i completely forgot about that opening gutshot i chased down to start that night off


im pretty good at poker, not gonna lie


Jack motherfucking diamond on the river.....at this point the table fucking hates me, i simmer down and buy my boys drinks and we cross the border to some 24/7 strip club action

edit: if i posted to impress ppl, id expand on this alot.....that whole 'table hates me, i simmer down' were a few of the funnest moments of my live poker life...and all the ethugs of the world who say they'd jack someone who acts like an ass at a live table really should have been there

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